So, in addition to being able to track how much money I am getting from my Google Ads, I can also trace the location of the people reading my blog. Not detailed locations like "checked from bathroom stall located at 123 Main Street", but I can see which countries I am acquiring readers from. I am happy to report that I have a few faithful readers in Russia, Germany and Canada (thanks Eric!!). How these people found my blog is beyond me, but I am proud to announce that I am now international, better yet intercontinental.....now I must strive for intergalactic!
I saw in the local news today that two area county SPCA's were raided by the New York State Police for animal cruelty. So, let me get this straight....the organization called the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals has been raided for animal cruelty.....Irony at it's finest.
Does anyone know if they make Breathe Right strips for cats? I am having a nightly issue with a snoring cat that sounds like someone playing an extremely out of tune violin. Any suggestions (that don't require drowning, duct taping or needle nose pliers) on how to remedy this situation are greatly appreciated.
No news from the doctor yet regarding my pumper....I am sure whomever had to read my minute by minute diary of everything I did while wearing the heart holter was very amused....or very disturbed. I had entries like, "yelled at dog for 20th time to leave the cat alone", "vacuumed up never ending piles of dog hair...again", "went upstairs 3x because I kept forgetting what I was going up there for". I did start taking my Vitamin D as instructed....I may have found the perfect vitamin vessel so I don't have to swallow pills. I am eating a caramel cube, that has enough Vitamin D, Vitamin K and Calcium as I was prescribed. So basically my doctor has told me to eat caramel twice a day....nice. It goes well with my daily gummy bear and sour patch vitamins. Now if only someone would make pizza extra nutritious.
Today while at Wegmans I was shocked at what a store employee said to me. I was standing waiting to get a couple scratch off tickets from the lotto vending machine when an elderly, handicapped man came and stood by me. It was obvious that he was having a hard time walking (since one of his legs was about 6" shorter than the other and it was facing in the wrong direction). He said he was on his way to get a handicapped cart, but wanted to get some scratch offs first (senior priorities!). I politely let him go ahead of me because I thought he was going to fall over.....and I sure as hell wasn't going to pick his ass up off the floor. Well, two of the lotto machines became available at the same time; he went to one and I went to the other. So, I get my $5 worth of tickets and this male worker came right up to me and said "I really hope you get some winning tickets, a pretty girl like you deserves to win." What the hell? I looked at him, then looked at the poor guy next to me who has one foot in the grave already. I was mortified for him, then I thought .... you're right mister. At least I'll have time to spend my millions.
(DON'T WORRY PEOPLE, I AM ALREADY GOING TO HELL)
1 - I have the mental retention of a 2 year old staring at a shiny coin.
2 - I sometimes just need to write things down to get them out of my head.
3 - To look important.
4 - I like to look at someone, then write something down just to see what their reaction is.
5 - I have nothing better to do.
6 - I like to buy new notebooks.
I would like to give a big thumbs up to the New Jersey Assembly for passing the Gay Marriage Bill. I would like to give a big, fat middle finger up to New Jersey Governor Chris Christie who has promised to veto the bill. For this foolish man, as Marilyn Manson so beautifully sang, "I wasn't born with enough middle fingers". The only things this man should be vetoing are his chins (#3-#8) and all the extra portions of food he devours. I wonder how much money it is costing the New Jersey taxpayers to feed their Governor ... seriously.
Excitement in my neighborhood....Rudy Lepore, a lawyer who lives around the corner from me has been sentenced to 5 years of probation and 200 hours of community service in his connection to helping 2 inmates escape from jail last year. Yes, you read that right...a lawyer aided in the jail break. He has plead guilty to bringing in a cell phone (and it's charger) and giving it to one of the inmates.....which is a big no no. Way to go Rudy Lepore, way to make people distrust lawyers even more.... moron.
Well, my I.T. guy (Uncle Timmy) has steered me into using Twitter as another element to getting my nonsense out to the general public. So, soon I will be twittering (I am not ready to use the word Tweeting) and you can have small Julie blurbs 24/7. LUCKY YOU!!!
I'd like to welcome my favorite uncle Eric (New Yorker turned Mexican Canadian "mexi-dian") as a new follower of mine. He is also one of the hippest, most attractive people that I know. Don't you want to be like Eric? If so, follow me!!! All the cool kids are.....
Ok, I have to go see if I won on my scratch offs.....
J!
Hey Julie, you flatter me. Keep up the blogging - LOVE IT!!!!
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