Just some random thoughts to get out of my head so I can stop obsessing and get on with my day...
- I keep getting texts from friends after midnight that were sent to me in error...or were they?
- I think there is a night gnome that sneaks into my house and wire brushes my lips while I sleep. I wake up with pointy shards of skin on my mouth every morning. I apply lip balm before I go to bed, but it never seems to help. Would those be epidermal stalactites or stalagmites?
- I hate gnomes, lawn jockeys, garden fairies....anything small that just stands there and stares. I guess children would fall under that category as well.
- What is the point of a miniature pony?
- I wonder what my cat's BTU rating is...she's warm to the touch.
- My Christmas cactus is obviously agnostic....it blooms all year round at random, non secular times.
- Why are mattresses always on sale for President's Day? I must have skipped school the day we learned about the importance of proper bedding and our forefathers.
- Is 'forefathers' supposed to be capitalized?
- Is it okay to eat dip when you run out of crackers or bread? It just doesn't seem right to me to eat a spoon full of dip by itself.
- To my pets, every one has a name but me. They know each other by name, they know all my friends, family and neighbors by name....but I am nameless. You could say my name and they would just tilt their heads and stare at you. I wonder if they have a noise for me instead?
- Is Saturday Night Live trying to have horrible musical guests? If so, BRAVO!
Ok, good....now I have a clean slate.
Jules
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